紅帽四部曲 二、2.媽媽的安排

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YoingtotheHolyBlessing—why—itisanall-girlhighschoolrunbyacatholicchurch.Don’tworry—thesisterswon’tactuallywashyourbrainwiththeirchurchdoes—teachersareteachers;theyteaotvertanystudentintoaChristian.Theyareasfiheteachersinothernormalhighschools;theonlydifferehattheywearacrosspendantontheirnecks.

Soyouwodistractedbyunnecessaryeaiorchasedaroundbyfilthy,sex-thirstyhighschoolboys...Trustme—MommywenttherewhenIwaslittle,soIknow.Mommyknowwhat’sthebestforyou,Ariel.

It’sclosertohome,soyoudon’thavetowasteyourtimeonuting.Besides,Mommydon’tlikeyoutogoofaroundinthedowntowerschool—headstraighthome,youuand

FirstGirls—Youdon’thavetogothere,doyouhaveto—Mommyheardmostofthegirlsouttherepyreallyhardaswelsstudyhard—andnotonlythat.Rumorhasit:thatschoolisnowofficiallyoccupiedbyhomosexuals—GoodHeavens!NowtheNationalEducationisteagourchildrentobeeahomosexual—mostsdalous!Mommydon’twantyoutogetpoisonedbyhomosexuality.Boysarebad;lesbians—evenworse:theyturnigirlsintotheirownkind—that’swhy—theyarezombies.Youhavetoadmitthathomosexualityisastagiousasviruses,andthelesbiansaregoingtotakeoverourbeautifulIsnd—you’llsee.

Mommydon’twantyoutogetcaughtinthedegeeatmosphereinFirstGirlsauallysquanderyourtimewhenallyouhavetodoisstudyforthecollegeentranceexam—Mommywantyoutostudyiheleadinguies,likeyourMommy.IwenttoNXUmyself,soyoushoulddothesame.

Besides,ifyouwanttogetadmittedintoNXUviatheMulti-StarProject,thecesarebetterintheHolyBlessingthaninFirstGirls.Youdon’thavetopetewiththeFirstGirlsstudents—why—theylovefierpetitiohemhavewhattheyaskfor.WhathaveMommytaughtyouChooseyouropposwisely,ifyouhavetofightacrucialfightyoumustnotlose.

Eventhoughyouareinased-rategirl’shighschool,theHolyBlessingImean,Mommystillwantyoutobecrèmedecrèmeamoudents.So,youwillhavetostudyintheirHumanityandSocialScecss.Don’tworry.Itstilltsasae”theschool,thoughnotasgoodastheMathematidSceotherleadinghighschools.Don’tworry—MommywillgetthebestteacherstheHolyBlessingoffer—crèmedecrème,Mommyassureyou—how—don’tyouworryaboutit.MommyhasMy“way”—youdon’tfrown,nothingtoworryabout—Mommyjusthaveto“talkto”some“people”—youwilllearnfromthebestteachers,somakesureyougetgoodgradesinthefollowier,youhear

Good,mysweetheart.

Enjoyyhschoollife.

【好好享受你的高中生活，乖nV兒。】

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